life without honey

Listen, we've only been going out so you could hook up with someone. Looks like you still haven't found what you wanted though.. hey, mind if I sit next to you?

Word count: somewhere over 2.500 

Playtime: probably <10 minutes

How to play: Progress with spacebar/enter/left click. There are no branching paths. The dithering effect looks kind of funky (sorry). You can make it less painful on the eyes by adjusting to the intended resolution of 640x400px with the CTRL and +/- keys. 

Made in super videotome. 

(!) Content warnings: alcohol use, mentions of sexual themes